Source: Frugal dad
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- Well since scientist estimate about 3 million sperm per discharge, that’s like 113TB per discharge and since most ejaculations last 4 seconds to completion, about 30TB/s making my penis the fastest network connection out there . If AT&T finds out, I am fucked because I am way over my data xfer limit for the month.
- To be honest, a lot of that is just redundancy.
- Yes, but the network protocols do not make use of that redundancy, so it still counts for a bandwidth calculation.
- The network protocol also doesn’t make use of most of the data, so maybe it doesn’t count. Face it, most sperm are dropped packets.
- That’s a problem with the receiving end of the transfer.
- Not if you were hoping the firewall you’d put in place was doing its job blocking inbound traffic on all ports. Otherwise, oops.
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